17 Really Funny but Motivational Quotes26 July, 2017
These quotes are really funny, you'll chuckle when you read the quotes. But these quotes contain wisdom, these quotes will motivated you to think out of the box and take life less seriously.
1. "Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door."
- Kyle Chandler
2. "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
3. "A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure."
4. "People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
- Zig Ziglar
5. "There are no traffic jams along the extra mile."
- Roger Staubach
6. "I do not advocate violence. I advocate peace. And then when my opponent believes me, I punch him in the face."
- Buster Guru
7. "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
- Robert Frost
8. "You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself."
- Ethel Barrymore
9. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying."
- Oscar Wilde
10. "Life is alike a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."
- Charles Schulz
11. "If you hit the target every time, it's too near or too big."
- Tom Hirshfield
12. "Seven days without laughter make one weak."
- Joel Goodman
13. "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
- Steven Wright
14. "Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts."
15. "Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats."
16. "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
- Charles Schulz
17. "If you fall, I'll always be there."
- The Floor
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